diff --git a/office/computers.xml b/office/computers.xml
index 2c51c72..61a9e77 100755
--- a/office/computers.xml
+++ b/office/computers.xml
@@ -21,13 +21,27 @@
     <p>This is a Debian unstable machine, which means you will find bleeding-edge software available here. This may, or may not, work with the other software installed on your CSC account.</p>
     <p>It as 512 MB of RAM and dual P3 500 MHz processors.</p>
    </dd>
+  <dt><strong>caramel-colour </strong></dt>
+   <dd>
+    <p>This is a Debian unstable machine, which means you will find bleeding-edge software available here. This may, or may not, work with the other software installed on your CSC account.</p>
+    <p>It as 512 MB of RAM and a single P3 1GHz processor. Its a good place to do random high-load work</p>
+   </dd>
+
+  <dt><strong>phosphoric-acid </strong></dt>
+   <dd>
+    <p>This is a Debian unstable machine, which means you will find bleeding-edge software available here. This may, or may not, work with the other software installed on your CSC account.</p>
+    <p>It as 512 MB of RAM and a single P3 1GHz processor. It also suffers from an extremely dodgy power supply.</p>
+   </dd>
+
+
   <dt><strong>carbonated-water (h2o)</strong></dt>
    <dd>
-     <p>This is a Debian stable machine that runs as a backup for perpugilliam.  This means that it runs the secondary LDAP server, for authentication; and the backup mail exchange.  Sadly, we are unable to provide backup NFS.</p>
+     <p>This is a Debian stable machine that runs as a backup for perpugilliam.  This means that it runs the secondary LDAP server and soon to be kerberos, for authentication; and the backup mail exchange.  Sadly, we are unable to provide backup NFS.</p>
      <p>It has 256 MB of RAM and an AMD-K6 200 MHz processor.</p>
    </dd>
   <dt><strong>powerpc0</strong></dt>
    <dd>
+	<p>Has been retired</p>
     <p>powerpc0 is a <a href="http://www.uw-dig.uwaterloo.ca/">UW-DIG</a> iMac.  It was graciously loaned to us
 by CSCF.  It currently runs Debian stable, and is a great platform for
 porting your software to PowerPC.</p>
@@ -35,11 +49,13 @@ porting your software to PowerPC.</p>
    </dd>
   <dt><strong>sparc0</strong></dt>
    <dd>
+	<p>Has been retired</p>
     <p>sparc0 is a <a href="http://www.uw-dig.uwaterloo.ca/">UW-DIG</a> machine.  It was graciously loaned to us by Peter Buhr.  It currently runs Debian stable, and is a great platform for porting your software to UltraSparc.</p>
     <p>It has 128 MB of RAM and a TI UltraSparc IIi processor.</p>
    </dd>
   <dt><strong>frobisher</strong></dt>
    <dd>
+	<p>Is currently out of commision (it smells like burning when plugged in)</p>
     <p>An experimental Corel Netwinder 275. Undead. It is rumoured to eat frosh.</p>
     <p>It has 64 MB of RAM and a flakey 133 MHz SuperARM processor.</p>
    </dd>